Golgo J no Yuutsu

Don’t mind me. I am only stealing a AKB48 show…again!

So just a quicky, there is this somewhat new AKB48 show where members preform short skits called ‘Bimyo’. Currently there are eight episodes available. It’s a really funny show and every segment really forces me to burst into uncontrollable laughter. In episode 08 though, (I thought this was a AKB48 show!) there happened to be a segment with the SKE48 members and Jurina was so good in it I just had to write about it.
She’s supposed to be Golgo 13, One of the Anime Legends , a deadly assassin that never misses.

Target No.01 – Akane

 

Weapon Case? Check!
Location? Check

 

Target?

 

Check.
Excellent. Everything is going according to plan!

 

Now then let’s get to wo-…Hn?

 

Damn…It’s locked!
Ain’t no thin’. Let me get the keys.

 

Dammnit all! I forgot which key it was!
Try everything!!
Damn-damn-damn.

 

How is the target? Still there?
Good…good

 

Come on! Open up damn you!

 

*Target Leaves*
”…”

…Next time

LOL!

And not even a word was said at all!
…

Target 2: Minami

 

Night time? Check.
Location? Check.
Weapon Case? Check.
Good

 

Target?

 

Excellent.

 

Now then…Keys keys keys
HA! How do you like dem apples? I clearly marked the key this time.

 

Now then, let’s open this thing up and make some ♫money~♫
Hmm…?

 

*Weapon parts are all over the place*
No. No no NO!

 

Okay, okay, calm down. The target is still there.

  

Where the hell does this…?
F**************************************K!

 

*Target leaves*
”…”

“……………………………”

Oh God! What’s this I don’t even…
And once again Jurina did not speak a word!
Oh man, this was fantastic!
…

Third time is the Charm: Antonio Mizuki

 

Okay, once more with feeling!

 

Target?

 

Right on scedule.

 

*Case kept unlocked since keys are troublesome.*Alright then. Let’s get this show on the road.

 

Heh Heh Heh!
I came fully prepared. I shall definitely succeed this time!
Goodbye Mr Antonio. It was nice not knowing you

 

*Buzz* *Buzz*
Hmm?
Hello?

 

[Oh hi Darling, blah blah blah]
Honey, this isn’t a good time. Imma kinda busy at the moment…
*Something catches Golgo J's keen eye*
Hmm?

 

Ehhhhhhh?!
*Golgo J’s Honey Bunny(Kumin) is standing right next to Antonio!*Sweety, you are kinda in the way!
[What? How dare you?! blah blah blah]

 

*Antonio get in the car and leaves*[I bet you are with a woman! Alright then, Imma outta here!]
*Kumin-bear hangs up on Golgo J.*”…”

“……………………………………………………………………”
*Za END*

Oh God! Oh God!
This was just too much! Oh God!
I love this show!